I Like Football Shirts

I like football shirts. I buy football shirts. Probably own too many. Cos I never wear them out the house. Arsenal, bruised banana, Dreamcast and O2. Newcastle gotta be Newcy Brown Ale. Liverpool and Carling thats the drinking ones too. Bolton reebok and Wigan JJB. Man Utd, it’s probably Vodafone or maybe Sharp for that collar steez. Chelsea I’m thinking it’s Autoglass. Many City its gotta be Brother. And Villa maybe Muller corner. West Ham its Dr Martins Di Canio! I like football shirts. I buy football shirts. Probably own too many. Cos I never wear them out the house. (Football shirts. I like Football shirts.) Just because I’m a girl Doesn’t mean that I can’t wear it I see you all looking Trying to compare it Mines a classic United ’99 top Makes ya heart race And jaws drop I kick like a girl And down pints like one too In my snazzy fit I look better than you I like football shirts {I like football shirts} I buy football shirts {I buy football shirts} Probably own too many Cos I never wear them, out the house. I like football shirts {I like football shirts} I buy football shirts {I buy football shirts} Probably own too many Cos I never wear them out the house. It’s a weird obsession. I guess healthier than gambling. But still, something I maybe need to really think about. Do I really need that vintage PSV shirt that Ronaldo used to wear? It’s killer. But I can’t really wear it to the pub anymore. When I do go the pub people sometimes acknowledge my shirts. It makes me feel quite warm inside. It validates those late night eBay purchases. The serotonin I need. But you still never see them under my jumper. I like football shirts {I like football shirts} I buy football shirts {I buy football shirts} Probably own too many Cos I never wear them out the house I like football shirts {I like football shirts} I buy football shirts {I buy football shirts} Probably own too many Cos I never wear them out the house. FOOTBALL! ON YER HEAD SON!