Married or Single

Hey girls, listen up, I’ve got a secret to share How to spot a single man or a total nightmare He pours the honey smoothly in your ears Flowers and trinkets, he calms all your fears But I’ll tell you straight, without any doubt He’s got a wife, kids, and a house out of town The single guy is quiet, careful and shy Like a Buddhist monk watching life pass him by You’ll grow old and grey while he tries to decide Just give up on him, don’t take the ride Oh, how can I choose and not make a mistake I’m not in a hurry, I’ll take a long break I’d rather stay single, just wait and see Watching the world, keeping my heart free I’m not waiting for a prince on a horse I’m not being stubborn or picky, of course I just want to find someone truly my own A soul for a soul, not a king for a throne The married guy risks nothing at all If you say "No," he won't even fall At home there is dinner, his bed is so warm She’s waiting for him, safe from the storm But the free man is terrified, shaking with fear He’ll talk to himself till the truth is unclear "What if she says Yes? Or what if it’s No?" Oh God, he’s a wreck, he’s got nowhere to go No one is waiting, the house is so flat Well... maybe just his lonely old cat Oh, how can I choose and not make a mistake I’m not in a hurry, I’ll take a long break I’d rather stay single, just wait and see Watching the world, keeping my heart free Just me and my cat Actually, I’m fine with that