Birthday E

No, no, no, no. No, no, no, yeah. It's my birthday, look at me now. It's my birthday, take a bow. Everybody said they'd come around. Funny how it's quiet now. It's my birthday, look at me now. It's my birthday, take a bow. Hey. Everybody said they'd come around. Guess I'm drinkin' all alone now. Sun's out shinin' like it got my invitation. Birds outside singin' like a private celebration. Got balloons in the kitchen, decorations in Position. Practiced all my best impressions for the Guests that never listened. Bought a cake big enough To feed a small nation. Spent my rent on cheap liquor, poor financial Education. Got the playlist loaded up, got the Speakers on attack. Even vacuumed the apartment, yeah, that's how you Know it's bad. Got a group chat full of People sayin', "Bro, we're definitely there." Half of them sent fire emojis, that's basically a Prayer. Checked the mirror twenty times, tried to Fix my lazy eye. confidence is key, then mine Was probably fabricated by AI, Aha. It's my birthday, look at me now. Hey. It's my birthday, take a bow. Hey. Everybody said they'd come around. Funny how it's quiet now. Yeah, uh, three PM, nobody's here. Five PM, that's kinda weird. Six PM, I call my friends, straight to voicemail, Crystal clear. Maybe traffic, maybe prison, maybe Aliens abducted 'em. Maybe every single one of them got trapped inside A museum. Seven PM, I'm eating frosting with a Serving spoon. Having deep philosophical debates With the balloons. Started naming all the furniture, The sofa's now my best friend. The lamp said I'm annoying, guess that friendship Reached its end. Eight PM, I hear a knock, My heart jumps through the roof. Ooh. Turns out it was food delivery, And even they look disappointed too, Oh. Maybe I'm the problem, maybe that's the joke. Maybe every bridge I built went up in flames And smoke. Or maybe people just suck, that's Statistically possible. I spent two hundred bucks on snacks, at least The chips are loyal. Hey, hey, hey, oh, At least the chips are Loyal. Ooh, ooh. Yeah, yeah, uh. Midnight hits, I raise a toast to every ghost That couldn't come. To every "bro, next weekend" and Every sorry, "something came up." So I ate the whole damn cake, yeah, every Single slice. friendship is priceless, then Loneliness was half-price. Posted twenty party photos, made it look like fifty, Yes. Grandma wrote, "Looks crowded." Honestly, that worked the best. Now everybody's texting, "Sorry, bro, What did I miss?" Nothing much, yeah, Just the realization You're all full of shit. It's my birthday, look at me now. It's my birthday, take a bow. Nobody ever came around, but I survived the letdown Somehow. It's my birthday, look at me now. Oh. It's my birthday, take a bow. Next year, I won't invite a soul, And they'll still somehow not show. Hey, oh, oh, oh. Oh.