Curriculum Vitae E

Konichiwa Records headquarters. What are you stupid? I told you no eating In my jacuzzi. What's wrong with you? Yeah, get me Studio One. Listen, I want some rain, thunder, and some hell's Bells, all right? Just tell them to stick with The script, okay? Do it. Listen, you cannot stop this. You cannot escape it, and you can't turn it Off. So I'd appreciate your kind consideration in This matter, sir or ma'am. Would you please turn it the fuck up? Do it. I present to you, unleashed in the East, Best dressed in the West, sorted in the North, Without a doubt in the South, the queen of Queen bees, lioness of Judah, phoenix from the ashes Risen, undefeated, undisputed featherweight champion On all five continents. World record holder with a high score of two Gazillion in Tetris, two-time recipient of the Nobel Prize for super foxiest female ever, And wartime consigliere to the Cosa Nostra. She split the atom, invented the X-ray, The cure for AIDS, and the surprise blindfold Greeting. She performed and choreographed the fights For Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon, The Game Of Death, and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends. She sucker-punched Einstein, Outsmarted Ali, and even out-super-freaked Rick James. She's the founder and CEO of Konichiwa Records, The most decorated professional field operative in The industry and in the streets, with a perfect Track record since kindergarten, where she used to Whoop schoolboy ass. She's listed in Section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979 as being too hot to Wear tight sweaters on international airspace. In this world of tension, pressure, And pain, she's known by men and women of All origin and faith for her wisdom, Compassion, and relentless determination in the Quest to get paid.