I'm Loosing Irv to the Ready Reserve

Well, I'm losing Irv To the ready reserve-erve, er-er-er-er-erve. And it's a tragic fate that I don't deserve-erve, Er-er-er-er-erve. While he's a-peelin' potatoes on KP, I'll be sittin' home in misery. Yes, I'm losing Irv To the ready reserve-erve, er-er-er-er-erve. Well, I'm losing Irv to the ready reserve-erve, Er-er-er-er-erve. The graph of love is on the downward curve-erve, Er-er-er-er-erve. 'Twas an experience most unnerving when I found out That I was losing Irving. Yes, I'm losing Irv To the ready reserve-erve, er-er-er-er-erve. Well, I thought it was neat to have a Guy at twenty-two. But Uncle Sam said, "Irving, I want you." And on my sleeve I'll wear a Purple Heart 'cause the U. S. Army, it torn us apart. Yeah, I'm losing Irv to the ready reserve-erve, Er-er-er-er-erve. I've lost my pep And all my verve-erve, er-er-er-er-er-er-erve. I watch my TV, never run until my Irving Comes a-marching home. Yes, I'm losing Irv To the ready reserve-erve, er-er-er-er-erve. Walk that talk, boy. So Uncle Sam, please forgive my insistence if I Come out in favor of peaceful coexistence. I'd write a letter to JFK tonight if only I could read or write. Yeah, I'm losing Irv To the ready reserve-erve, er-er-er-er-erve. And it's a tragic fate That I don't deserve-erve, er-er-er-er-erve. Hey, teeners, won't it be neat if they find Out Irving has flat feet? Yes, I'm losing Irv to the ready reserve-erve, Er-er-er-er-erve