Zoo Disco

Why do you make me go to ballet school And twirl around the floor like a fool, Fool, fool? Why do we make each other suffer So? In ballet, I'm a big zero. I find non-human dancing unappealing. The animals have much more feeling. Don't get too close. I don't know what I'll do when I start To do that zoo, zoo disco. Do the gorilla, rilla, rilla. Gorilla, rilla, rilla, rilla. Do the gorilla. It really is a killer. Do the flamingo, mingo, mingo. Flamingo, mingo, mingo. Do the flamingo and you're playing bingo. Why do you make me do the cha-cha-cha? Everyone just points and giggles, ha, Ha, ha. Why do we make each other suffer so? In cha cha, I'm a big zero. I find non-human dancing unappealing. The animals have much more feeling. Don't get too close. I don't know what I'll do when I start To do that zoo, zoo disco. Do the crocodile, Dile, dile. Crocodile, Dile, dile. Do the crocodile with a great big smile. Do the koala, Wala, wala. Koala, Wala, wala. Do the koala. It'll make you holler. Dance like a giraffe with a silent laugh. Dance like a beaver with your arms like a Lever. Dance like a shad whose socks are slipping Bad. Dance like a cod and give a silly Nod. Dance like a box jumping in a box. Dance like a fly buzzing through the sky. Dance like a shrimp walking backwards with a limp. Dance like a pup who will not give it Up. Dance like an eagle in a shell acting Regal. Dance like a bug in a spotlight on A rug. Dance like a marten secretly departing. Dance like a ram who really loves to jam. Zoo disco! Dance Everybody!