The Eugenius Tango

Hello, my friends. The name's Eugenius. I am a man of esteemed acclaim. But it's egregious to call me Genius. The only genius that I have is in my Name. I have the help of a crew of tiny Creatures. They are the masters of every tool. Without my friends I'm dumb as a Doornail. Without the Fixies, I am just a Fool.