FLIGHT ATTENDANCE, PLEASE (PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT)

Bitches and gentlemen, welcome to the Holland Airport. Local time is 69 o'clock and the Temperature is 420. For your safety and comfort, please remain seated With your seatbelt fastened until the captain turns Off the fastened seatbelt sign. This will indicate that we have parked at the Gate, and that it is safe for you to Start having sex and smoking weed. Please check around your seat for any personal Belongings you may have brought on board with you Like strippers, roll-ups, and sex toys. Thank you for choosing our airline. Enjoy your stay.