IANAHB Album Version (Edited)

Yeah. I'm in the crib butt naked. She say my dick could be the next black President. Americans hate that I'm American. Medicine, I treat it like peppermints. Uh, I'm in the ocean gettin' shark pussy. Shoot you in your fuckin' mouth and make you Talk to me. Yeah, sometimes I need someone to Talk to. 'Cause I am not a human being, Part two. Gettin' paid, show money for Walk-throughs. Lettin' all these niggas ride my Dick, carpool. My bars passed the bar exam, no law school. Cash Money Army veteran with my war wounds. Uh, what your man doin'? I pop his motherfuckin' top like a can good. And all my niggas that I roll with are Hella armed. And last night I took a transformer And had a dream that my dick turned to Megatron. But my girl was sleepin' with Decepticons. Money talks, man, and mine talk like Chalon. SSY, my second home. I be grindin' on them bitches like a half Pipe. She say, "Tunechi, you the shit, You need your ass wiped." I say, "Before you gas me up, check the Gas price." Then I make her take this dick Like advice. She seesaw it. She suck it and enjoy it. I stick it in her ass like some fuckin' Steroids. Jose Canseco, make no mistake. Like a white boy wearin' black paint, You're a fake nigga. Brake pads, wait, you ain't in my weight class, Lookin' for the motherfuckin' man in the mirror. Runnin' this shit like a faucet, Farrah, Barracuda. Who the fuck you are? I could make your bitch root for me like A gruel. Bodies in the sewer, tampons and manure. Ninety billion bitches on my stick like a skewer. That's swag, I'm a Trueblood bitch, No fangs. Been went pro, now I'm goin' propane. Tell a bitch get off me, get off me. I got her over here blowin' me like coffee, Decaffeinated. Hand me that paper like I graduated. And I get head while it's decapitated. Think it's a game? come play. I'm with my killer bees, fuck bug spray. Yeah, young Money so gangster. I personally know strangers. It's so strange, but this girl named Dana like To go down. Shoot him in his head, what's that? A no-brainer. Plain-old nigga, But a break from the norm. I wear my heart on my sleeve, so don't Be breakin' my arm. I'd rather run your fuckin' neck before I ring The alarm. I dream to meet a serial killer That'll bring me along with him. I gotta hit 'em like redbones with long hair. Fuck with me, your ass is grass, get a Lawn chair. I was fuckin' before my dick started Growin' hair. Bitches sweatin' me like John Mayer or Warm air. Man, nuts and bananas. You know how the tables turn, where your table Manners? If you fake, put a egg in your Shoe and scramble. No, Nigga, I just fuck this piano. Lil, Do you? Wow. Turn it up. Uh, Yeah. Hello, world. As I always say, I Am not a human being, Two.