The Fixies Theme Song

Can you believe that Fixies are Such itty-bitty creatures? Even when they’re magnified It’s hard to see their features. They’re tiny, infinitesimal. So small it makes you doubt. But if you meet a Fixie, please Don’t let their secret out! They take care of our machines Irons, phones, and toasters MP3s and TV screens Even rollercoasters. Without them clocks stop ticking; Without them lights go out! But if you meet a Fixie, please Don’t let their secret out! I almost caught one yesterday, I chased him but he fled. But if I told my dad he’d say, “It’s all inside your head!” You really cannot catch them, Or find their whereabouts. But if you meet a Fixie, please Don’t let their secret out! Fixies have a special sign I happened to discover. They hold three fingers in the air And flash it to each other. They send their greetings to you, They sing them and they shout. But if you meet a Fixie, please Don’t let their secret out! Fixies go to Fixie schools And study to be masters There's so much they need to learn To save us from disasters There isn't one appliance That they don't know about But if you meet a Fixie please Don't let their secret out