Not just a black cat

Yeah. You thought I was just a black cat. Well, Think again. But That's between us. Not just a black cat, I'm a hippo, Man. I swear by my tail and my long Mustache, man. Of course, I'm not the one from That famous book, but I'll still get under your Skin, just one look. I can start a racket, a real rough game, So here's a warning, you crazy little family, Get ready! I'm coming through. Break the plates, it's true. How's your little nary bird? Tell me, how's she? You left the window open, oh, what a treat. Nothing's better for a cat, so sweet. I've been planning this jump for a long, Long time, like a circus gag, perfectly timed. Balcony railing, voila, I leap. Land on the cornice, soft and deep. Sneak through the window, not a sound. Well, hello there, chick. You look wound. Not happy to see a black Cat today? Shut your yellow beak, Stop flying away. Just tell me the way to the fridge, okay? The lady brought sausage in her shopping sack. You like sausage, chick? Squeak. I'll bring you some. No need to crack. She ate and went quiet. Oh my, what bliss. That sausage was pure tenderness. Plates are locked in the cabinet, what to do? Knock over the flower pots, that's nothing new. But I guess not today. Jump and hop. I'm out. Click goes the lock. Feathers, if you get the chance, you run. But mostly, take care of your nerves, Hon. And about the sausage, not a word to The missus. I'll help you with your yard permit, No business. What a beautiful day. What more could I need? I'm full. Time to sleep indeed. You thought I was just a black cat. No, no, not Just a black cat.