It Has To Be Her

Oh no, this is an outrage Who would have done such a thing? It's that girl, it's that girl she's the Cause of our trouble Our late turn of fate all Was brought on by her That freak, so unchic She alone burst our bubble The rude one The crude one, it has to be her It has to be her it has to be her Most every great disaster has a villain A real bad apple who's the one to hate There's only one of us fun to hate And we all know who she is She will not prеss her dress Or put on make up Shе's way too slovenly to take a bath Won't get a manicure, do the math And we all know who she is Well guess who, confess Who it's bad Cinderella We see who, it's she who is solely to blame She should be arrested, she's mad Cinderella A hot mess her head should Be hanging in shame She doesn't give a toss for her appearance She won't wash, comb, or even dye her hair We'd like to strangle her by her hair And we all know who she is A pain plain as day she is bad Cinderella Unclean too, she's mean too, recalcitrant Plus she's snarky and snide Barking mad Cinderella She stinks and she thinks she Is better than us A hag no one'd shag, she is mean Cinderella In truth she's uncouth Doesn't care how she looks An odd one, a clod, she's obscene Cinderella Her nose in the air And her head in her books Well guess who, confess, who It's bad Cinderella We see who, it's she who is solely to blame She should be arrested she's mad Cinderella A hot mess Her head should be hanging in shame Did somebody say my name?