Beauty Has A Price

I want to be hot toenail to lash I'm talking blazingly hot I mean like volcanic ash I wanna set men on fire and Make them wild with desire I wanna dress like a queen Turn all the other girls green Please make me a dream, you know the drill Make me like everyone else Only a lot better still Just like that goddess from Greece, you know Who launched all the ships So when men stare in my eyes It's like a solar еclipse I know what you're wishing for Beauty has a pricе It's well worth the squishing For corsets are a vice don't think twice In a trice you get what you wished for Buckle up, don't forget, beauty isn't cheap It can cost you all you Own and your beauty sleep But forewarned and adorned I will grant your wishes I need a new look to be erased A lotta flash and some glitz with Just a smidgeon of taste A sexy blonde or brunette Someone that I've never met Let's go for way OTT, I wanna disappear me I can take care of this, let me first explain Get a metamorphosis, beauty equals pain Redesigned and refined You won't recognize you It all sounds a little extreme Is this really what you want to look Like for the rest of your life? No I'll make you beautiful and It's worth the price It's worth all you'll ever own Any sacrifice so my child, let's go wild You shall go with bells on There is no magic, it's not supernatural You will see beauty is brutal Cold cremes and pumices, skin peels Astringents And tight-fitting garments that bind You and pinch you And make your extremities numb I do miracles, you want some curves? Let's break a rib or two If unafraid to chance it A surgeon with a lancet Can bring about what you're wishing for Though results are not guaranteed I can achieve what you're fishing for Though you're guaranteed to bleed Slim her down, shape her up Beauty has a cost we may need to tape her up But not all is lost With some glue, staples too It will do 'til midnight Let's skip surgery, we haven't time I tried something less extreme But come a little nearer and Look into the mirror This, I believe's what you're wishing for Who's that ravishing Head turning girl that I don't recognize And can it really be that she is really me? Why did I spend so long resisting This? I look so much better Now put these shoes on They're made of solid crystal so Don't be surprised if They cut into the skin the teensiest bit Glittering, glamorous God, these shoes are tight He'll be feeling amorous Spellbound at first sight I'm so fine, it's a sign He'll be mine by midnight But my pet, don't forget, beauty has a price You will be in agony, let me be precise In this frock, by twelve o'clock You will be in torment Go ahead, knock him dead Just be home by midnight Look at me Cinderella I'm on fire after all There's a boy I've set my sight on Could it be Cinderella will be Belle of the ball And I'll gladly dance the night on Leave a light on Like I said, knock 'em dead Beauty has a price Just be home by twelve in bed Better yet on ice In those shoes, she will bruise Best be home by midnight Best be home by midnight