Man's Man (Reprise)

We have waited for your Sainted brother long enough Now it seems it's your turn Show you've got the stuff Stalwart, brave and unafraid Show us what you're made of Let the memory of Prince Charming fade Although that's tough Even so, my God, that boy was buff, oh Mark my word there's no one before or since Who is the equal of our sweet prince True, what a man's man, man Rest assured, my boy was in peak condition He could best any competition Not a flash in the pan He was the real Prince Charming 'twas impossible to dislike him Even armed to the teeth, disarming What a man's man, man No one was more inspiring He's the one every boy looked up to Who the women were all desiring Not an also ran My first born On Earth there was no one braver He was everyone's favorite flavor Yes, a man's man, ma'am How I mourn that he isn't here to cheer me Left his brother behind, oh, dear me He's a poor lost lamb Someone to share a beer with And to hear all your woes and troubles Or to swing from a chandelier with What a man's man, man He was hot, hot enough to blister Could have had any girl he wanted Though I'd still trust him with my sister What a man's man, man so darn smart A champion in the saddle Not one knave half as brave in battle What a man's man, man off the chart So handsome but not a vain male He looked fabulous in his chainmail What a Dapper Dan No one will ever be his equal Lord knows, his brother's not the sequel He was not nondescript He was so darn ripped Let's say the boy was well-equipped Girls went bananas when they'd see 'em Buns that belong in a museum And we must make it clear He was without peer Yes, he is everything but here What a shot, a pro with a bow and arrow The nobility of a pharaoh And a cardinal's grace My soft spot This guy really had the sizzle Every sculptor would grab his chisel When they saw that face Let's cut to the chase He was a swashbuckling, mead-swilling Virile, strapping, lady-killing Dragon-slaying, cow-tipping Lion hearted, bodice-ripping Knuckle-dragging, princess-shagging Man's, man's, very tan man