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You know my life is all over the place. I must have missed a couple things. I saw a girl walking out of my room. I said, "Hey, how'd you get in?" Then she told me she's my girlfriend. I love her and adore her. She's everything and more, but I don't remember her. My friends are acting all confused, Saying, "What the hell's wrong with you?" But I was gone for two minutes, And you said I did this. I said, what did I miss? I must have missed it. What did I miss? I must have missed it. What did I miss? I must have missed it. What did I miss, miss, miss, mi-mi-mi-mi-miiiiss? What did I miss? My phone is blowing up with texts from my Mom. And she's asking where I've been. I haven't seen her since I went to the Store. Just to get some vitamins. She told me that was last week, so I Left and ran back home. I opened the door, and I had five little Siblings. I said, "What the hell's going on?" She said, "What took you so long?" Then I said, "Mom, I was gone for two minutes, and you said I did this." I said, what did I miss? I must have missed it. What did I miss? I must have missed it. What What did I miss, Miss, mi-mi-mi-mi-miiiiss? What did I Miss? I must have missed it. What did I miss? I must have missed it. What did I miss? I must have missed it. What did I miss, miss, Miss, mi-mi-mi-mi-miiiiss? What did I miss? Mi-mi-mi-mi-miss? Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh.