Fat Cat

My granny feeds him with some milk And then she gives him sausages Eats after and I love that ilk His figure of model changes His belly grows like big balloon He can’t jump on his lovely bed The date with girlfriend’s coming soon But he won’t go because he’s fat Because he’s fat Because he’s fat Kitty kitty kitty cat It’s not his fault he got so fat Kitty kitty kitty cat He must be slim to catch a rat Kitty kitty kitty cat He tries to be an acrobat Kitty kitty kitty cat Got no success He’s pretty fat, fat, fat, fat He’s pretty fat, fat, fat, fat He’s pretty fat, fat, fat, fat He’s pretty fat, fat, fat, fat And now my cat goes in for sports He’s working out in fitness class, yeah With barbell running in cat shorts, o-o-oh yeah But granny helps to gain the mass To gain the mass To gain the mass Kitty kitty kitty cat It’s not his fault he got so fat Kitty kitty kitty cat He must be slim to catch a rat Kitty kitty kitty cat He tries to be an acrobat Kitty kitty kitty cat Got no success He’s pretty fat, fat, fat, fat He’s pretty fat, fat, fat, fat He’s pretty fat, fat, fat, fat He’s pretty fat, fat, fat, fat My dear kitty, don’t be sad Your fur is fluffy and it shines Please hide the tears that want to shed Cause most I love your glowing eyes Your glowing eyes Your glowing eyes Kitty kitty kitty cat It’s not his fault he got so fat Kitty kitty kitty cat He must be slim to catch a rat Kitty kitty kitty cat He tries to be an acrobat Kitty kitty kitty cat Got no success O-o-o-oh O-o-o-oh O-o-oh, o-o-o-oh Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat He’s pretty fat