Touch-Tone Telephone

I think it's time For you to know The awful truth. The truth about me and the truth about you, 'cause you're a brand new species, big cat. Uh-oh. Space Nazis, rucksack. Uh-oh. Goddammit, snap. Uh-uh-uh-uh oh. Leonard Nimoy, call me back. Call me back. I try to call you every Day. I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth Comes out. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've been working on a unified theory. If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear Me out. 'Cause I'm the right one on my Touch-tone, touch-tone telephone. I'm the only one On your AM, AM radio. Oh, I'm crying now. Authentic tears, They flow out of me when I think about You. 'Cause you're the only person in the world That understands. 'Cause the only person the world who'd understand How mean it is. Oh my God. I try and and I try to make you Listen to me. I try to call you every Day. I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth Comes out. Oh, I've been working on a unified theory. If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear Me out. 'Cause I'm the right one on My touch-tone, touch-tone telephone. I'm the only one On your AM, AM radio. Don't hang up yet, I'm not done. I'm an expert, I'm the one. The one who was right all along. Better to be laughed at than wrong. I'm an expert in my field. UFOlogy, yes, it's all real. Ancient aliens, it's all true. I'm an expert just like you. And like you, I'm a genius before my time. Disbelieving, that's the real crime. Pretty soon they'll discover me in the super Sarcophagus scene. I try to call you every day. What can I say when the truth comes out? Oh, I've been working on a unified theory. If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear Me out. 'Cause I'm the right one on my Touch-tone telephone. On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone. I'm the only one on your AM radio. On your AM radio.