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Vu zhe vest ikh, tsu ale baroykhes. En vu zhe oft ikh a rukl ofn tinuers. Eyner zi kh'hob di roykh gezen baylikhes. Vest ikh hot zhe menervust di onser Roykhes. Dayn tate iz a shmareh Vosnik. Dayn mame gomt a fishn gon. Eyner brider iz a groysn regane. En eyner shvester geyt men a matros. Dayn peter shteylt of di Rogn. Dayn mime geyt men a soldat. Dayn brider likt in di astrogn. En a shvester rotseyn ir Geschmakk. Dayn zeydes geyt eyn a shleper. Dayn bobele zat ikh in en Buyd. En di aleyn az du gurnesh kayn meshuke. Vayl men hot dir geneumen efn en Friyur. Vu zhe vest ikh, tsu ale baroykhes. En vu zhe oft ikh a rukl ofn tinuers. Eyner zi kh'hob di roykh gezogt a meme. Meyn tishle kh'hot zhe menervust di onser roykhes.