Playthang E

That's a trail behind me. I'm your Plaything, baby. Won't you come play with me? Just flip this switch and you'll go crazy. Won't you come play with me? I'm your Plaything, baby. Won't you come play with me? I operate just for the ladies. Won't you come play with me? Won't you come play with me? Won't you come with Soft and cuddly, hard and ready. Pipe fittin' like a jackrabbit, quick but steady. Squeeze me, tease me. If you don't believe me, pull the black lever To relieve me. Yes, the rap star doll, Not Sega. Grab my joystick and change my behavior. I come equipped with remote. I got six levels from beginners to the pros. Level one's for the young dumb-dumb and her Boyfriend that couldn't make her come. Push level one and I start to vibrate. Gently put me on the spot and you'll shake. Level two's a little steamier. Plug me in your socket and I'll make you Even creamier. And then you grab my string and pull the Damn thing 'til you make your toy scream. Now sit your toy up and you can ride It. Bring all your friends, let 'em watch. You can share, don't hide it. You got my batteries, freak. Drop them double Ds on my chest and I'll Speak. I'm your Plaything. Plaything, Baby. Won't you come play with me? Just flip this switch and you'll go crazy. Won't you come play with me? I'm your Plaything, baby. Won't you come play with me? I operate just for the ladies. Won't you come play with me? Now your friend kinda likes level three. At no more expense, she can play with me. On level three, I start deflated. Blow me up and now I'm highly motivated. I can jump, twist, turn, slide, Wiggle, and squirm until I'm moisten up your perm. Yes, I'm graphic, but I'm made like that. I ain't a PC, baby, I'm a Mac. So boot me up and press get info. Read my bio, you'll find that I'm a good Ho tho. And it's a no-no to put me On zero, 'cause if you do, I shut you Down and then uh-oh. Uh-oh. I come complete with a squirt gun. I shoot it when my work's done, and then I gotta run. But I'm created by Ding-A-Ling Swangers Incorporated, makers of the things your granny Hated, the Plaything. Won't you come play with me? Won't you come play with me? Won't you come play with me? Won't you come play with me? I'm your Plaything, baby. Won't you come play with me? Just flip this switch and you'll go crazy. Won't you come play with me? I'm your Plaything, baby. Won't you come play with me? I operate just for the ladies. Won't you come play with me? Your Plaything loves to go bang. Chase your little monkey 'til I get the monkey Tang. And then bounce up and down when I Catch it. I respect it, but it's been a Bad monkey, so I peck it. And jump on up to level six. I can throw new things in the monkey toy Mix. With blistering speed, I start to pound. Now give your toy a bath and lay your Toy down. I'm your Plaything, baby. Won't you come play with me? Flip this switch and you'll go crazy. Won't you come play with me? I'm your Plaything, baby. Won't you come play with me? I operate just for the ladies. Won't you come play with me? Won't you come play with me? Won't you come play with me? Won't you come, won't, won't you come play with Me? Won't you you, won't you come play with me? Won't you come, Won't you, won't you come play with me? Won't you come, Won't you, won't you come play with