Sprung On The Cat Album Version

Brothers! Yeah! We messed over our sisters for years. Years and years. I said for years. But now we're being messed over. Yeah, that's I said now we're being messed over. Yeah, that's right. We hear you. You done fell in love with the cat. Oh, man. You know what I'm talking about, Cat. It'll get ya. Meow, meow, the cat will get ya. If you let it get with ya. Some brothers wanna spend a lotta money just to Get a little honey. But the honey gets runny When the money's funny. Huh, 'cause I'm hip. And a brother like Mix don't slip. 'Cause them girls'll put that cat right on ya. And don't say I didn't warn ya. Go down to the beach, see the girls in Bikinis. Wonder why you don't see me. Brothers-Yeah! Should I preach? Preach! Preach! Aight, back to the beach. A O. G. from the hood went Down to the Beach. But his game was weak. Met a sweet thing named Yolanda. She had the gold Momo's on a brand new Honda. So my boy stepped up with a gangsta Pitch. Better come on and get with this. A 40 dog in his hand and he's saggin'. But pretty soon the cat's gon' tag him. Later that night, Yolanda got busy in the back Of his big black Cadillac. The next day, the O. G. wasn't Playin' no ball. 'Cause he took her to the mall. Buying everything from skirts to boots. Oh, speaking of boots. Yeah, he knocked the boots. But in the end, Another fool got jacked. 'Cause he was sprung on the cat. Sprung on the cat. Check it out. There's a brother named Dave in a Corvette. Had a job at the UPS. I ain't dissin' 'cause UPS pays money. But Dave wants to kick it with the honeys, Ha. He should've got him a girl and settled Down. But Dave wants to get around. Put the top down on the 'Vette. Hit the south side of Seattle, lookin' for sex. Got a four pack of Seagram's under the seat. And boom, there it is, three freaks. Thick, walkin' with a natural switch. And Dave starts gettin' that itch, huh. You know a 'Vette only got two seats. But Dave wasn't listenin' to me. All three of jumped in the car. Hit Red Lobster and went straight to the bar. But them drinks ain't cheap out there, son. Five dollars for one of them daiquiris. And Dave was treatin' and the girls was sure 'nough eatin'. Two hundred dollars worth of fish. And Dave wants to make a little wish. A little somethin' that he seen in a porno Movie. Played BBD and said, "Do me." At Dave's house, they left him in a cold Sweat. He gave 'em the keys to the 'Vette. Oh, that's the wrong move, black. You must be sprung on the cat. Sprung On the cat. Is it love? A old girl named Joyce tried to put that Cat on me two weeks ago. Oh, you mean she did put that cat on You. Talkin' to Attitude. Be straight up with me now. I'm cruisin' incognito. 850i with the smoked out windows. And I'm thinkin' I'm raw. When it comes to girls, I done seen it All. Then along came a girl named Joyce. She had a black Cornish Rolls Royce. At the stop sign, she did somethin' with her Tongue. Could Mix be sprung? Her cat was callin' me. And I started rollin' slowly. Pulled up to the bumper. 'Cause I wants to thump her. So she pulls up into Texaco. And I roll up slow to jump in the Rolls. Now I'm checkin' out the body. This hottie got a body and I wanna get Naughty. Followed her to the motel. Yes, motel, I'm too cheap for a hotel. Room deuce, deuce, deuce and it's time to get Loose. I dipped in the juice. So what's up with the Rolls? Check the registration and the Rolls stole. Baby girl tried to break with my keys and Gat. But I ain't sprung on the cat. Don't pet the cat. Come on, brother. If you just met the cat. Yeah. Word. If you're sprung on the cat, you Might as well eat the cat. Sprung on the Cat. That brother said eat the cat. Sprung on the cat. I ain't eatin' that. Sprung on the cat. Have mercy, baby. Sprung on the cat. I'm not eatin' the cat. Maharaji over there all quiet. I think Maharaji be eatin' the cat. No divin' allowed, man. Yo, what about Attitude or Jess or Attitude, you Eatin' the cat or what? Never ate it, never Will. I think it's Critical Mass. Critical Mass be suckin' on that cat. I just stroke it. Yo, PLB, I know you Eatin' somethin'. Me? What you snackin' on?