Ass Like That

Oh, baby. The way you shake it, I can't believe it. I ain't never seen a like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee Go doing, doing, doing. I don't believe it, it's almost too good to Be true. I ain't never seen a like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee Go doing, doing, doing. The way she moves, she's like a belly dancer. She's shaking that to the new Nelly jams. I think someone's at the door, but I don't Think I'ma answer. Police saying, "Freeze." Doing, doing, doing. What do you mean, freeze? Please, I'm a human being. I have needs. I'm not done, not 'til I'm Finished peeing. I am not resisting arrest. I am agreeing, Mister Officer. I'm already on my knees. I can't get on the ground any further. It's impossible for me. And do not treat me like a murderer. I just like to pee, pee, pee. Yes, I make R&B. I sing song and go ring-a-chong Ching-chong-chong-chong-ching. Psych, I joke, I joke. I kid, I kid. If I offend, I'm sorry. Please, please forgive, for I am Triumph the puppet, Yo. I am a mere puppet. I can get away with anything I say and You will love it. The way you shake it, I can't believe it. I ain't never seen a Like that. The way you move it, You make my pee-pee go doing, doing, Doing. Jessicka Simpson looks oh so temptin'. Nick, I ain't never seen a like that. Every time I see that show on MTV my Pee-pee goes doing, doing, doing. Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome. Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow Bum-bums. I go to the movies and sit down With my popcorn. Police saying, "Freeze." Doing, doing, doing. What do you mean, freeze? Geez, I just got my seat. I have ticket, look. I put away my zipper sheath. Please do not remove me from this movie theater, Please. I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's Shower scene. I didn't mean to be obscene or Make a great big scene. And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman. This movie's PG. Mister Officer, I demand to see my attorney. I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and Be free. Free, yes, free, right back on the Streets. What do you mean my lawyer's with Michael? He's too busy. I am Triumph. Britney Spears has shoulders like a man. And I can say that and you'll laugh 'cause There is a puppet on my hand The way You shake it, I can't believe it. I ain't never seen a like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee Go doing, doing, doing. Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I Ain't never seen a like that. Maybe next year I'll say and she'll make my Pee-pee go doing, doing, doing. The way she moves, she dances like a go-go. In that video she sings, "Get out you bozo. I need a new boyfriend. Hi, my name is JoJo." Police saying, "Freeze." Doing, doing, doing. What do you mean, freeze? My computers will be seized and my keys to My ranch. I just bake cookies, Mister Officer. Lookie, take a whiff of this. Here, I make Jesus juice. Take a sip of this. Nobody is safe from me. No, not even me. I don't even know if I can say the Word pee-pee pee on the radio, But I think I did. Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw it. Psych, I joke, I joke. I kid, I kid. I don't think my joke Is working. I must flee quick. Get to the chopper. Everybody get out. I am not Triumph, I am Arnold. Get down. The way you shake it, I can't believe it. I ain't never seen a like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee Go doing, doing, doing. I don't believe it, it's almost too good to Be true. I ain't never seen a like that. 'Cause the way you move it, you make my Pee-pee go doing, doing, doing. What is wrong with you?