Dad Body E

You two guys are so fat. What happened to you? All you do is fart and drink beers. Washed up. You're fat, you're chumps. Why are you guys even trying rapping? You guys suck. You smell like food. You are so ridiculous. Jesse, get your ass home. Babe, the dog out! Jesse, go home. Dad body. The gut with the strut. Dad body. In the cut lookin' scruff. Dad body. Flex the pecs, get the checks. Dad body. Kinda chubby, but they love me. Dad body. The gut with the strut. Dad body. In the cut lookin' scruff. Dad body. Flex the pecs, get the checks. Dad body. Kinda chubby, but they love me. Here's a funky introduction to how dad I am. Tell your mother, tell your father we on Instagram. I flip a rapper, near lost my entire breath. I pulled my back and fell asleep while I Was having sex. Dad body. My nuts are hanging lower than they used to Do. My sex appeal went out the window saying, "Toodle-loo." I catch your wife always looking at Them cuter dudes. Now I'm feeling like a washed Up Naked Brew. Dad body. Check me with the gut, with the strut. Can tell it's been a couple years since I Gave a fuck. fat motherfucker. Pizza for lunch and dinner, piece of a cake For brunch. Bottle of bourbon while swerving to get Some shit to munch. Dad body. Catch me in the cut looking scruff. Can tell it's been a couple years since I Gave a fuck. You bagging chicks? I'm eating bags of chips. I hit the strip tryna find a place my Ass can sit. Dad body. Fat boys on a diet, don't try it. Hand me your Snickers, you know I'll never deny It. The beefcake that'll fuck a cheese steak. Packing on the pounds 'til my knees break. Took off my shirt, they like, "Oh shit, it's Ronaldo." That's a joke, they like, "Look, it's Tom Arnold." Dad body. Double chinning with the sex symbolism. Butt naked cooking eggs in the kitchen. Dad body. Dad body. The gut with the strut. Dad body. In the cut lookin' scruff. Dad body. Flex the pecs, get the checks. Dad body. Kinda chubby, but they love me. The love handles, -eles. Make all the cougars in the house go, "Ew." Ew. Took off my pants, they like, "Look, it's Mandingo." Sike, they like, "Yikes." He def single. He def single. Wu for roast beef with goat cheese before I Go sleep. Weirdo. Robert DeNiro of habanero. Got a beard, yo. Not crustace face. That's just mustard from the ham and cheese sub I ate. We making mad moves. Disregard both of the man boobs. No, we ain't tan dudes, but bet you can't Fuck with these dance moves. Yo, the running man can't lose. Two fat mother lovers that can't move.