Can’t Say I Ain’t Country

I wake up and get me a gas station Biscuit. Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew. I end every day about the same Way. Clock out and go fish just to crack A few. Chicken in the bread pan, Pickin' out doe's. Zep Koest and ten pound test. It might be hillbilly to a lot of folks, But Lord knows I couldn't care less. You can say I'm a redneck. You can say you don't like my truck. You can say that I talk and I dress All funny, but you, you can't say I ain't Country. You can say I drink too many long Necks. That my edges are little too rough. You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss On Sunday, but you, you can't say I ain't Country. A pond, water pool. A spinner on a spool. A Styrofoam full of tobacco spit. I got a small town crew, we make our Own rules. I do what I do 'cause my Daddy did. And you can say I'm a redneck. You can say you don't like my truck. You can say that I talk and I dress All funny, but you, you can't say I ain't Country. You can say I drink too many long Necks. That my edges are a little too rough. You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss On Sunday, but you, you can't say I ain't Country. You can say that the world's flat. You can say we never made it to the Moon. You can say we all come from a Bunch of monkeys, but you, you can't say I Ain't country, no. You can say I'm a redneck. You can say you don't like my truck. You can say that I talk and I dress All funny, but you, you can't say I ain't Country. You can say I drink too many long Necks. That my edges are a little too rough. You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss On Sunday, but you, you can't say I ain't Country. You can say what I'm smokin' on is Kinda funky, but you, you can't say I ain't, You can't say I ain't country. No you can't. Ha. Oh no, you can't say I ain't country. That's right.