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I hate pizza, it's so fucking bad. I hate eating dessert at the restaurant I just Had. I hate cold leftovers, caramel makes me gag. But don't you get me started on meat in Plastic bags. Fuck strawberry milkshakes, It's like ice cream blood. And fuck egg salad, it's wet, cold, And tough. Celery, olives, fucking hate Chef Boy-R-Blue. Cottage cheese can suck my dick, And so can cheese that's blue. These are the things I hate. These are the things I hate. I hate it. All the tapenade is gay. These are the things I hate. Hard-boiled egg or like soft, soiled shit. Is this some fucking test? Are they supposed to smell like this? Alfredo hurts my chest. Come on, I'm a Jew. Candy cane is devil breath, just take the gun And shoot. And fruitcake is evil. Why does it exist? White chocolate is lethal. I think I have a cyst. I fucking hate this garbage truck. It's fucking loud as shit. These are the things I hate. Fuck baked ziti, too. These are the things I hate. All the tapenade is gay. It's so fucking gay. These are the things I hate. These are the things I hate. Like cotton candy can suck my dick. These are the things I hate. Pray the tapenade away. Don't These are the things I hate. Fucking take it away. Fucking hate it. Fuck. I hate this shit so much. Fuck. I know you guys fucking hate something. I know you do. You can't not hate something. Not all of you can be positive all the Time. It's okay to hate things. I hate baked ziti. I hate margherita pizza. And most of all, I hate the fucking heat. Okay? I hate it. You can always add layers, But once you're naked, you're fucking done for, Okay? You don't have to hate the same things As me. You probably fucking don't, but I know You hate something, and I want you to fucking Scream it.