Denim On Denim Skit (feat. Jack Schlossberg) E

Hi. Hi, Jack. Wait, why are you sounding so sad? Um, I just went on the weirdest date ever. Why? Oh, my God. What? Tell me. Why was it so weird? So I went on This fucking date and, well, I don't know if Straight people do this, but I was like, and Then I came on this date. You know, just To double-check that it was a date, you know, Wait, what do you mean? Like, you said, like, "I was on my way h-I was, like, Doing something else and then I came here on This date"-Yes, exactly or it was to see If he was, like, gonna agree that it was A date. Yeah, okay, gotcha. Smart. Right? Smart. Smart. And he was like, "Well, what are you talking About?" Oh, bummer. I know. And he said-Wasn't a date? Yeah, and then asked to be the producer of My podcast, and then I paid the check. Ugh, I'm sorry, Jake. That sucked. That's a bummer. You'll get him next Time. There's plenty of guys out there. Ugh, Jack, you're right. I needed to hear that. Wait, so what was Your outfit? What were you wearing? Well, I was wearing, like, denim on denim. Wait, denim on denim? I'm gagged. Obsessed. And the only reason I was wearing denim On denim is because I was coming from an Event, and I texted him that I was changing, Like, I was changing for the date. He said, "What are you wearing?" I said, "Denim On denim," and he said, "Hot." Wait. He can't do that to us. That's what I said. And if you're gonna text me, "Hot," before I Show up to drinks, I'm gonna assume it's a Date. Well, yeah. I would've preferred, like, a ghost. I wish he'd just ghosted me after. Wait, so he-what did he-what happened after? Well, he ghosted me, but he- But I wish, wish he didn't say anything on The date. Jake, listen, he doesn't know himself very Well. That's what it sounds like to me, and You're gonna be just fine. You're a catch, okay? You don't need me to tell you that, but I'm here to do that any time you need Me to, okay? Ugh, Jack, I don't know. I just, I feel so defeated. I don't know what to do. Yeah. Jake, that doesn't sound like you. Aren't, didn't you say you wanna be a pop Star? Why you write a song about it?