Pharmacist Skit (feat. Julia Mervis) E

Thank you for calling your twenty-four-hour CVS Pharmacy, Los Angeles, California. Para Español, marque siete. If your call about prescriptions or immunizations, Say yes or press one. CVS Pharmacy, how can I help you? Hi. Um, I'm looking to refill my meds, please. Okay, one moment. Uh, last name and date of birth, please. Um, Shane, S-H-A-N-E, and the date of birth is Ten/twenty-seven/ninety-nine. Hmm, it looks like we don't have your prescription Refill. What do you mean you don't have my Prescription refill? It seems that your provider has Not refilled your medication. Okay, well, what am I supposed to do? I'm out. You need to consult with your provider. It's a fucking Saturday. They're not in. My provider is not in. I'm so sorry, ma'am. That's not our problem. But I can't just go cold turkey. What do you, what do you want me to Do? I'm out of meds. I understand, but you Need to consult your provider. Again, I can't Consult my provider. It's a Saturday. What do you want me to do? Ma'am, it Seems you might be out of options, but you Need to consult your provider in order to get This refill completed. Can't you give me an Emergency refill? I'm sorry, just like, I don't know What to do. I, I have an album to Finish. It's called Puss in Poems. It's really, really good, but I can't do it Without my meds. Legally, I cannot refill your Prescription. What do you mean legally you cannot Refill my prescription? It's against the law to do That, ma'am. What law? Shut up. Say, "CVS Pharmacy law, Bitch." CVS Pharmacy law, bitch. No, say, "CVS Pharmacy law, Ma'am." CVS Pharmacy law, ma'am. Okay, so what am I supposed To do? I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? I just told you, I don't know. Well, so I don't... I, I just have to go cold turkey? What you do is up to your discretion. What do you mean my discretion? Please do not speak to me that way. Now, is there anything else I can help you With today? No, I... No, there's nothing else you can help me with Today. Okay. Well, have a good one. Yeah, you too. That eight