the clap (interlude)

One, two, three. If you're happy someone went behind your back, And cheated on you with another snack. But you never did the dirty, so you didn't Have to worry when you found out later that They got the If you're happy that your gut was speaking facts, And it told you not to do it, it's A trap. So you said, "I'll see you later," Rather be a masturbator. Then you heard the alligator had the If you're happy that you kept it in your Pants, 'cause someone that you liked had other plans. Don't be sad you didn't pull it, just be Glad you dodged a bullet. You never got the so clap your hands