Adam Sandler (interlude) E

When I moved to Hollywood, everybody looked so Cool. Celebrities and parties, Gucci belts, infinity pools. But I suffer from depression and I don't have Many friends. I don't fit in with influencers. I have existential dread. When I start to panic and the Prozac doesn't Help, I think about Big Daddy, and I ask myself, What would Adam Sandler do? What would Adam Sandler wear? If I was Adam Sandler too, I'd wear flip-flops everywhere. What would Sohan Do? Billy Madison is lit. Mr. Deeds is such a good dude. Happy Gilmore just don't give a Shit. He's a father, he's a gangster. He's a Croc star, he's a gambler. He's my hero, he's got rizz. He has zero fucks to give. He's just like us. In Adam Sandler we trust.