the babysitter song (interlude)

This is the girl I babysit Hi, I'm Chelsea and I'm the shit Chelsea. Chelsea breaks a lot of rules if I'm honest She won't tell my parents 'cause I made her Promise So we're up past her bedtime writing a Song To talk about the things we don't tell Her mom My bedtime is 9:00 PM It is Currently 2:00 AM Sometimes I eat dessert before Dinner We both know you don't eat dinner I Text my boyfriend on my iPad I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that I told her I was Allowed to watch rated R movies Which wasn't true And her parents might sue me I've seen boobies Before Hey, I'm home Bed. Now