Charlton Heston

When the pyramids were in construction, The Pharaoh glowed with satisfaction. But then to his immense surprise, His empire fell before his eyes. A hundred thousand busy slaves downed their tools And stood and stared. The Red Sea wall stood like a canyon. The Pharaoh pulled up in his wagon and saw Within those walls of glass a herd of whales Go racing past. A hundred thousand fishy tails crossed his mind About the grave. That Charlton Heston put his vest on. The broken tablets had been mended. The golden calf had been upended. And old folks sitting round the fire would talk Of voices from the sky, babies sailing down the Nile, the recipe for locust pie. A hundred thousand frogs per mile. We'd always ask them to describe How Charlton Heston put his vest on. Thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, Shalt not commit adultery. Balls the size of 50p. Lights! Camel! Action! Bushes that refuse to burn. See these sandals hardly worn. Raining blood, raining red, the night we painted Egypt red. Thou shalt not covet, shalt not lie. Thou shalt not bonk your neighbor's wife. The recipe for egg-fried lice. A hundred ways to kill a fly. Love your daddy, love your mummy. Eat your bread and milk and honey. Loved his fish, he did, he did. Never beat the wife and kids. Out through deserts, out through sand, until we Reached the promised land. Thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, Shalt not commit adultery. Balls the size of 50p. Lights! Camel! Action! Bushes that refuse to burn. See these sandals hardly worn. Raining blood and raining red, the night we painted Egypt red. Thou shalt not covet, shalt not lie. Thou shalt not bonk thy neighbor's wife. The recipe for egg-fried lice. Lights! Camel! Action! Action! Action! Charlton Heston put his vest on. Charlton vest on. Charlton Heston put his Charlton his vest on. Charlton Heston put his vest on. Charlton Heston put his vest On.