I Predict a Riot Live at Live 8, Benjamin Franklin Parkway, Philadelphia, 2nd July 2005

Watching the people get lairy It's not very pretty I tell thee Walking through town is quite scary And not very sensible either A friend of a friend he got beaten He looked the wrong way at a policeman Would never have happened to Smeaton And old Leodiensian La-ah-ah, la-la-la-la-la Ah-ah-ah, la-la-la-la-la I predict a riot, I predict a riot I predict a riot, I predict a riot I tried to get in my taxi A man in a tracksuit attacks me He said that he saw it before me Wants to get things a bit gory Girls run around with no clothes on To borrow a pound for a condom If it wasn't for chip fat, they'd be frozen They're not very sensible La-ah-ah, la-la-la-la-la Ah-ah-ah, la-la-la-la-la I predict a riot, I predict a riot I predict a riot, I predict a riot And if there's anybody left in here That doesn't want to be out there Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah ah-ah-ah ah-ah-ah Watching the people get lairy It's not very pretty I tell thee Walking through town is quite scary And not very sensible La-ah-ah, la-la-la-la-la Ah-ah-ah, la-la-la-la-la Oh, ah I predict a riot, I predict a riot I predict a riot, I predict a riot And if there's anybody left in here That doesn't want to be out there I predict a riot, I predict a riot I predict a riot, I predict a riot