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The year is 2010 X. The rise of the ratchet. Twerking and booty eating run rampant. Every song at the club sounds exactly the same, And who is the man that we have to Blame? DJ Mustard. Mustard on that beat, hoe. I don't give a fuck, I don't, I don't Give a fuck. Look at all these ducks, look At all these baby ducks. My favorite meme is when he goes, "Never get The suck," but then she suck me, hoes can't Get enough of me. E-40 starts rappin' about pimpin'. I just watched season six of The Simpsons. I want it all, things will always go my Way. I love black balls, Ariana Grande. Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch. Kylie Jenner better watch out for R. Kelly's piss. Or is it Tyga? His girlfriend is no longer a minor. Why the fuck do they write about them in The news? The public's being bombarded and abused With the same four-step shit over and over again. Propaganda, royal family, Kardashians. If your dude gets close to me, he might Have to use Auto-Tune on me. Or maybe even use Melodyne. It's the industry standard making talent alive, Ooh. I'll eat your ass and your anus as Long as it makes me famous. You don't have to lick my butt if you Don't wanna. Remember that time Chris Brown beat up Rihanna? 'Cause I do.