SELFIE E

But first, let me take a selfie. Let take a selfie. When Jason's at the table, I kept on seeing Him look at me while he's with that other Girl. Do you think he was just doing that To make me jealous? Because he was totally texting Me all night last night, and I don't know If it's a booty call or not. So, like, what do you think? Do you think that girl is pretty? How did that girl even get in here? Do you see her? She's so short, and that Dress is so tacky. And where's Chino? It's not even summer. What? Is he drinking from playing Summertime Sadness? After you to bathroom, can you grab me A cigarette? I really need one. But first, let me take a selfie. Can you guys help me pick a filter? I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia. I wanna look tan. What should my caption be? I want it to be clever. How about, "Living with my bitches #live"? I only got ten likes in the last five Minutes. Do you think I should take it down? Let me take another selfie. Let me take a selfie. Wait, pause. Jason just liked my selfie. What a creep. Is that guy sleeping over there? Yeah, the one next to girl with no shoes On. That's so ratchet. That girl is such a fake model. She definitely bought all her Instagram followers. Who goes out on Mondays? Okay, let's go take some shots. Oh, no. Ugh, I feel like I'm gonna throw Up. Oh, wait, never mind. I'm fine. Let's go dance. There's no vodka at this table. Do you know anyone else here? Oh my God, Jason just texted me. Should pull him? I guess let's look At your selfies. Let me a selfie. Let take Selfie. Let take a selfie.