Weatherman

All I've ever wanted is to be the smiling Guy with the very white teeth in a very Playful tie. Who looks into the camera and moves His hands like so, And on the screen behind him makes a cold Front start to blow. I'll share the five-day forecast along with solid Christian values. All I've ever wanted is to be Elliot Chambers, Weatherman, Channel Nine News. All I've ever wanted is to be the kind Of fella who doles out sage advice like, "You'll be needing that umbrella." I'll go out on location in a tricked out Action van, and share some weather wisecracks with My pal, the anchorman. I won't give the headlines or boring Interviews. Everyone will tune in to see Elliot Chambers, Weatherman, Channel Nine News. Doppler radar, is there anything more beautiful Than Doppler radar? No two words more musical. I feel it in my weather veins, The highs and lows, the freezing rains. I feel it in my weather veins, The epic snows, the hurricanes. I will control the thunder Like the mighty hand of Zeus. Elliot Chambers, weatherman of Channel Nine News. All I've ever wanted is to be the kind Of guy who cares about what's happening for Pilots in the sky. And when there is bad weather and Rebecca's standing By, I'll have the guts to talk to her And tell her where to fly. And when she's safely landed, I pray she won't Refuse when I ask her to have dinner with Elliot Chambers, weatherman, Channel Nine News.