Ya Never Know

I can't believe it. It couldn't be happening. Pinch me, girls. It couldn't be happening. All of this sudden success coming out of the Blue. I put a sign up right in the front Window, an advertisement right in the front window. Stop in and see the amazing new plant, Audrey II. And the really remarkable thing is that people, They do. Seymour, that twerp of a klutz, finally did Something right. Audrey II drives him nuts. What a blessing this wonderful plant should exist. And raking the bucks from me hand over fist. Well, how'd I do? You was great on the radio, Seymour. You sounded sexier than the Wolfman. You're an overnight sensation, Seymour. Who'd have believed it? One day he pushed a broom. Nothing in his snooze but gloom and doom. Then, kneeling to fuse, I give him room. Stand aside and watch that bugger blow. Explosion. Bang, kerboom. Don't it go to show you never know. Seymour was in a funk. He was number zero. Who'd thunk he'd become a hero? Just a punk. He was a forgotten so-and-so. Then one day. Crash, kerplunk. Don't it go to show you never know. Spit out, Seymour. Now we're gonna sing for you. All the world used to screw him. Zip, wham, pow, now they interview him. And they clamor to put his remarks on the Air. All the world used to hate him. Now they're starting to appreciate him. And all because of that strange little plant over There. Observe him, here's a chop. Everything is landing in his lap. I just cut my hand and in a snap. Something out of Edgar Allan Poe has happened. Zam kazap. Don't it go to show you never Know. One day you're slinging hash, feeling so rejected. Lightning flash, you get resurrected. Make a splash, now you rake the big profits, Seymour. And with a thunder crash. Crash, kerplunk. Bam, kaboom. Zank, a zunk. Zam, kazoom. Zowie, pow, holy cow. He ordered up a ray to go. Wow, pow, look out below. Don't it go to show you never know.