Mushnik & Son

He'll think about it. He'll think about it. I don't like that guy, Mr. Mushnik, and you Should hear the way he talks to Audrey. God in himmel, no. The kid just said he'd mull it over. No wonder she looks so unhealthy. It's enough to make you sick. If he left me, if Seymour left me, Why, then I'd be right back where I started, Which was broke and starving. As sweet and good and beautiful as she is, She deserves a prince, not a sadistic creep like Him. Close to bankrupt. What a louse. Beset, befuddled, And bereft. That's what I'd be if Seymour left. He's a disgrace to the dental profession. Seymour. Sir? Seymour, How would you like to be my son? Ah. How would you like to be my own Adopted boy? I never liked him much before, but count the Cash that's in this drawer. I've got no choice, I must purport. Say yes. What for? Seymour, I wanna be your Dad. I wanna see you climbing up my family tree. I used to think you left a stent, but Now I see that you're a ment. So I'm proposing, be my son. Mushnik and Son. Sounds great. Three words with the ring of fate. So say you'll incorporate with me. A florist's dream come true, Mushnik and his Boy, take you. What business we'll do for FTD. How about it, Seymour, be my son. Just say the word, I'll have my lawyer on The phone. Now, Mr. Mushnik, don't be rash. You always said that I was trash. Oh, I was joking. You're joking. Excuse the physical expression of my pride, Of the sweet paternal meshugas I've kept pent up Inside. Gee. So? Well. Well? I. You. Go ahead and say it, Seymour. Tell me that you will. Gee, I'd really like to, but-I'll hold my Breath until... I... Okay, you win. I'll be your son. Hooray, I win. He'll be my son. Draw the papers, Dad. I'm touched, I really am. And when you reach age 83, I'll let you Come move in with me. You swear? I promise. What a son. Mushnik and Son. That's that. Officially I'm your brat. Consider the matter closed and done. Now to the world, let's stick Our senior and junior stick. Through thin and through thick, Through sloppy and slick. So come kiss me quick. Please, don't make me sick. Mushnik. And Son.