I'm Breaking Down

I'd like to be a princess on a throne. To have a country I could call my own. And a king who's lusty and requires a Fling with a female thing. Great, men will be men. Let me turn on the gas. I caught them in the den with Marvin grabbing Whizzer's ass. Oh sure, I'm sure, he's sure he did his Best. I mean, he meant to be what he was Not. The things he was are things which I Forgot. He's a queen, I'm a queen, Where is my crown? I'm breaking down, I'm breaking down. My life is shitty and my kid seems like An idiot to me. I mean, that's sick. I mean, he's great. It's me who is the madder, talking madder than The maddest hatter. If I repeat one more word, I swear I'll Lose my brain. Oh, what else should I explain? Oh yes, it's true, I can cry on cue, But so can you. I'm breaking down, I'm breaking Down. Down, down. You ask me is it fun to cry over Nothing? It is. I'm breaking down. Now let's consider what I might do next. I hate admitting I've become perplexed. I'm bereaved. I've cried, I've shook, I've yelled, I've heaved. I have been deceived. As enemies go, Whizzer is not So bad. It's just he's so damn happy that it makes Me so damn mad. I wanna hate him but I really can't. It's like a nightmare how this all proceeds. I hope that Whizzer don't fulfill his needs. Don't is wrong, sing along. What was the noun? I'm breaking down, I'm breaking down. I'll soon redecorate these stalls. I'd like some padding on the walls, and also Pills. I wanna sleep. Sure, things are probably worsen but it's not like I'm some healthy person. I've rethought my talks with Marv, And one fact does emerge. Oh, I think I like his shrink, So that is why I might turn to drink. I'm on the brink of breaking down. I'm breaking down. Down, down. I only wanna love a man who can love Me, or like me, or help me. Help me. Marvin was never mine. He took his meetings in the boys' latrine. I used to cry, he'd make a scene. I'd rather die than dry clean Marvin's wedding gown. I'm breaking down, I'm breaking down. It's so upsetting when I found that what's Rectangular is round. I mean it stinks. I mean he's queer. And me, I'm just a freak who needs it Maybe every other week. I don't know. I've rethought the fun we've had and one fact Does emerge. I've played the foolish clown. The almost virgin who sings this dirge is on The verge of breaking down. I'm breaking down. Down, down. The only thing that's breaking up is my family. The only thing that's breaking up is my family But me, I'm breaking Down.