Falsettoland / About Time

Homosexuals, Women with children. Short insomniacs, And a teeny, tiny band. Come back in, the welcome mat is on the Floor. Let's begin, this story needs an Ending. A homosexual Father with children. One bar mitzvah that is scrupulously planned. Lovers come and lovers go. Lovers fight and sing fortissimo. Give these handsome boys a hand. Welcome to Falsettoland. Nancy Reagan. Meanest and thinnest of the First Ladies. Moves into the White House. Yaba-daba. It's the '80s. Yaba-daba. Ooh, the '80s. Yaba-daba. What a world we live-March, March, march of the falsettos. March of the falsettos. What a world we live In. Who is man enough to to? March of the falsettos. Yaba-daba-daba. Spiky lesbians. Woman internist. Schick's the caterer. Who is trying to expand. Everybody on your mark. Congregate in Central Park. Pretty boys are in demand. Welcome to Falsettoland. Hey. Woo. What a world we live in. Hey. Woo. What a world we live in. It's about time, don't you think? It's about time to grow up, don't you think? It's about time to grow up and face the Music. It's about time. Since we last spoke, two years are waning. I'll try explaining just what you missed. We called a truce and fitfully we coexist. I'm still loose, she's still with the psychiatrist. So I don't have a psychiatrist, Except on the Jewish holidays, but I still have My son on the weekends, just on the weekends, And some very good friends. But I don't have a lover anymore. Oh, my God, when am I gonna get over This? When am I gonna get over this? When am I gonna get over this? Homosexuals. Women with children. Ex-ex lovers. And the teeny, tiny band. Welcome to Falsettoland. Schick's the caterer. Short insomniacs. Hypochondriacs. Jewish Americans. Spiky families. Radiologists. Intellectuals. Nervous wrecks. Welcome to Falsettoland. It's about time, don't you think? It's about time to grow up, don't you think? It's about time to grow up and face the Music. It's about time. One day I'd like to be as mature as My son, who is 12 and a half, and This tall. That's all I'd like to be, that's all. It's about growing up, getting older, Living on a lover's shoulder, learning love is not A crime. It's about time. It's about time. It's about time. It's about time.