Miracle of Judaism

Dot Nardoni, Tiffany Axelrod, Zoe Feinstein, Angelina Daly, Bovie, Bunny Doin or what's her Name? Mo Cristofaro, and Allie Maisie Rosenthal's Really well-built. When Heather Levin stares at me, Why do I wilt? I like when Julie Johnson does splits in her Kilt. Of these girls, which should I Invite to my bar mitzvah? I've a problem to flaunt. I don't want the girls I should want. Batter up. I want girls for whom I lust, girls who Wear a lot of makeup, girls who smoke and Show their bust, girls with whom I always wake Up. Strike one. Would they come, though, If they were invited and not Laugh at my Hebrew and not Laugh at my father and his friends? Strike two. Excluding them I find exciting, And I'm left with them I'll be inviting. Selecting girls for one's bar mitzvah, God, that's the miracle of Judaism. Strike three, you're out. That'd be the miracle of Judaism