A Day in Falsettoland

A day in falsetto land. Dr. Mendel at work. I don't get it. I don't understand. In the '60s, everyone had heart. In the '60s, we were all a part of The same team. In the '60s, we had a new world to Start. Could this, oh God, don't say it is. Could this be the new world we started? Here I sit, broken-hearted and-You go out on The street and there are all these people asking For a handout. Then you go home, You open up your mail, and it's full of People asking for a donation. Then, you turn on the TV and there's pictures Of starving children in Ethiopia. How does that make you feel, Diane? Caroline. Caroline? Yes, my name is Caroline. I don't get it. I've been left behind. Half my patients, yuppie pagans, Modeled on the Ronald Reagans. Now the world is too pathetic, and I don't Get it at all. Now that I've got the Promotion, can I finally stop sleeping with my boss? Time's up. Oh, You always do this. At least there's Trina at home. Trina in bed. Trina obsessing and sort of caressing my head with Her feet. I once thought it was sweet, but I don't Anymore. Now I just snore 'cause I'm so Exhausted listening to these yuppie farts Complain. Listening as their shallow hearts explain Their lives. Trina works it out. Marvin's back with Whizzer, just like how it was. If I don't like Whizzer, it's because my ex Sure does. Why should that upset me? Sometimes I'm a lout. Mendel serenades and Jason calms me. Why should I be wilting when their precious love Is not in doubt? Work it out. The neighbors relax after work. How was your day at the hospital? Unbelievable. What is that smell? Nouvelle bar mitzvah cuisine. I've been practicing. Cuisine bar mitzvah nouvelle. Hi, honey. Well, hi honey. How was your day? It was terrible. Did you hear that Marvin's back With Whizzer? Marvin's back with Whizzer. Drop it, sweetheart. Give it up, you know I love you. What's the matter, Trina, darling? I don't get it. Why can't you let go? Maybe in a mile I'll be okay. Oh, I'll be happy when we finally have this Bar mitzvah. Isn't it enough I want you every Night? Who? Every other night? Me? Every third night? Let's drop it. Everything will be all right. Oh, everything will be all right. Right. Everything will be all right. How was your day at the hospital? It was wonderful. For the first time in months, nobody Died. Yay. There were just heart attacks and gallstones, Light bulbs up the ass, fake appendicitis which Was gas, which I diagnosed. People overdosed and I saved them. I saved young people, old people, One priest and one high school principal. Saving lives, I feel invincible. Yes, I do. Do you know how great my life is? Do you know how great my life is? Saving lives and loving you. You save lives and I save chicken fat. I can't fucking deal with that. Do you know how great my life Yes I Know how great your Do you know how great My life know life is. Everything will be all Right. Do you know how great my life Is? Everything will lives and loving You. It bounced twice. No, it didn't. Yeah, it was, then twice. You know it did. That's not nice. No, it isn't, but you're a Pain in the ass. You're a beast but at least when you play Me, you win. You give up. I perspire. Where's the heat? Where's the fire? Used to be you'd desire to fight, So fight. So play. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. Lucky dink. I'm finessing. Something stinks in how you play. Don't you think it's a blessing? I'm so pathetically bad. Just stay back, serve with force. I'll attack and of course, I will win. Just give in to bliss and kiss. Let's go. Do you know-Down the alley. All I want-Come Is you. Low drive. Anything you do-Ceiling shot. Is all right. Ha, corner. Yes, it's all right. Low We know it all. All I want is you. Hit your shoe. No, it didn't. Yes, it did. The game is through. That's not nice. No, it isn't. God, you're a pain in the ass. Play it raw, don't play pretty. Sex and games in New York City have gotta Be played with flair and passion, And passion and flair. Do you know how great my life is? All I want is you. Do how great my life is? Anything you do is all right. Saving lives and it's all right. Everything will be all right. Everything, everything will feel all right for the Rest of your life. Feel all right for the Rest of your life. Feel all right for the rest of your life. Feel all right, feel all right. Feel all right for the rest of your life. Feel all right for the rest your life. Feel all right for the of Everything will be All right