Canceling the Bar Mitzvah

Jason, if you want a bar mitzvah, God knows you can have a bar mitzvah. But I have to know, and I have to Know now, just what it is you want. I've addressed the Invitations. Here's your chance to give me Hell. If you think it's bust, Then it's probably just As well. Can't we wait till Wizzer gets better? Can't we wait till he's out? That's what bar mitzvah should be all about, Good friends close at hand. Don't you understand? We can't be sure when he'll get better, When or if he'll ever get better. But the hall is booked And the band's been retained. So Jason, please, What we'll do is your Decision. There's no right, and there's no wrong. Just say yes or no, And we promise to go Along. Finally now it's all my decision, Like it's my bar mitzvah. Just like nothing happened. Hell, let's have a party, just like nothing Happened. Why don't you make this dumb decision Yourselves, okay? Why don't you make this dumb Decision yourselves? We'll have the bar mitzvah? No. Then we'll cancel the bar mitzvah. No. We'll wait until you make a Decision. Now what do we do? Why don't we tell him That we don't have the answers, And that life can be grim? Life's not all about him, and things rarely go According to plan. Tell him things happen for no damn good Reason, and his lack of control kills what's best In his soul, and this is the start to His becoming a man. Holding to the ground as the ground keeps shifting. Trying to keep sane as the rules keep changing. Keeping up my head as my heart falls my Heart falls out of Sight. Everything will be all Right. Everything will be all right.