Jason's Bar Mitzvah

Whizzer, hey, suddenly it all came clear. I said, "Let's have my bar mitzvah here." Surprise! This was Jason's brilliant idea. And I brought the prayer shawl. Ooh, it's Jason's bar mitzvah. Don't you move. Everything will soon be great. Close your eyes while we redecorate. I'll unwrap the billion hors d'oeuvres. And someone please eat them. Ooh, It's Jason's bar mitzvah. Lovely. Flowers make things lovely. Champagne makes things lovely too. Everything's amiss. Drink up. Anyone for bubbly? Probably. It's doubly useful at a time like This. Cheers. Cheers. And aren't things lovely? I feel more helpless than I have In years. Try this on. Mendel, get this thing in gear. Please excuse me if I interfere, But I feel that since I'm the host, It's me who should toast him. Ooh. To Jason's bar mitzvah. I notified the nurses, told them please do not Intrude. I passed around the food, then dumped some extra Food 'cause Lord knows we've got plenty. She's cooked for some 200 guests. We number not that many. Actually, We're seven. Maybe it's not dumb the way this whole thing Ends. The food tastes really yummy. Oh, Mommy. The flowers seem to sparkle. Lovely. Candelabra sets the tone. I must make things lovely. Wine is very soothing. Suze, there's something stopping someone needed Soothing. Could everything be perhaps I'm Overdressed. I think perhaps it doesn't matter for the here We are. Ready for Jason's bar mitzvah looks like It will be grand. No saying it should. Cheers. And aren't things lovely? Everything is lovely. I feel more helpless than I have In years. Here he comes. Fix his tie. Trina, try to make Him smile more. Don't know why, But he looks Like Marvin. How did you turn out so great? Who do I thank for the man you turned Into? Kid, do you know how proud I am? If I don't show how proud I am, You hold my dreams, kid. I burst at the seams 'cause of you. Son of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Son of Marvin, son of Trina, son of Whizzer, Son of Mendel. And shout out to the lesbians From next door. Sing, oh, sing, sing.