Neon Spandex Boom

Check it out. One, two, one, two. Look at these muscles. I'm a beast. I'm the king of the gym. Let's go. Check it out! Oh, oh, oh. Big up, big up, look at me now. I walk into the gym and the people say Wow. In my neon spandex, shining so bright. I'm lifting two grams, but I look like a Five. Me heart go boom like a bass drum Sound. When I see a pretty girl walking around. I suck in my belly until I turn blue. I'm the fitness god and I'm looking at you. Me biceps-Huge? Actually small. Me triceps-Giant. Nothing at all. I'm a protein monster, I'm a Shaker king. But the heavy metal weights, that's not My thing. You think you are a god of Fitness. But you're just a funny guy. You spend all time in front of mirrors. And your leggings are too tight. You're not a hero, not a winner. Oh, oh, oh. Just a weirdo on the run. Go, go home and eat your pizza dinner. Stop annoying everyone. Stop, stop, stop annoying. Everyone. Hear me now, hear me now, hear me now. I jump on the treadmill, I'm ready to fly. I'm running so fast, I'm touching the sky. But wait, oh no, me shoelace is loose. I'm tripping, I'm falling, I'm feeling like a goose. I fly off the back, I hit the wall, Bam. Now everyone is looking, oh yes I am. I do one pushup, I need a rest. I need a protein shake and a bulletproof vest. I'm a master of cardio. Walking to the bar. I'm a superstar. Only in my car. Look at my abs. One big fat roll. But I'm a fitness god In my heart and soul. You think you are a god of fitness. But you're just a funny guy. You spend all time in front of mirrors. And your leggings are too tight. You're not a hero, not a winner. Oh, oh, oh. Just a weirdo on the run. Go home and eat your pizza dinner. Stop annoying everyone. Oh, look at him. He's trying to lift the pink dumbbells And he's crying. So pathetic. I'm a machine, I'm a tiger. I'm a lion, actually, I think I am dying. Me legs are shaking, me face is red. I should've stayed at home in my bed. But I'm the king, the gym lord, the boss. Even if I can't do a single leg toss. Respect me, love me, buy me a shake. Before my skinny little legs Start to break. You think you are a god of fitness. But you're just a funny guy. You spend all time in front of mirrors. And your leggings are too tight. You're not a hero, not a winner. Oh, oh, oh. Just a weirdo on the run. Go home and eat your pizza dinner. Stop annoying everyone. I'm still a god. I'm still a god. Hey, where are you going? Wait, I have a discount coupon For the sauna. Come back!