All Aboard (Everybody's Doing the Ark)

All aboard. Harry, Cumberland, Cumberland Productions. Ringing you the latest word on the word from The crack a doodle to the clopping trolley. All aboard. All aboard. Noah said all aboard. Back in those bygone days, we had this little Rag. We'd flood our hearts with praise, Cut on the duck and wag. It's coming back, the craze, for every doe and Stag. Everybody's doing the ark. You get your arch in line, and fold those Paws one, two. Then strike that pose divine, And swear thou on the blue. Come a-what a find, what a nature zoo. Everybody's doing the ark. Sail, Sail. Oh, the animals promenade by the station. Oh, the timbers, oh, the air. They'll be whooping it up like cranes. In holy hymns and pet refrains. Through the channels on the way. All aboard. All aboard. Noah said all aboard. The chosen file in pairs a-buzzing at the docks. Holding up their fares, parasols and socks. Shrouding up the stairs, what a gay old flock. Everybody's doing the ark. They lock their paws in thanks and put their Right dog in. A-rocking with the planks and Whistling amen. They turn the old-time crank and tip the gospel Spin. Everybody's doing the ark. Whale, Whale. Oh, The animals promenade by the station. Oh, the timbers, oh, the air. Oh, the elephants lift their oars. In psalms straight from the good book's torn. Through the channels on the waves. Shall we show them how it's done, Ladies? Anchor. Plant your chains on the floor. Fold. Put your gloves in a steeple. Port. Tip like a bell. Starboard. Toss around. Toss, toss around. Anchor. Plant your chains on the floor. Fold. Put your gloves in a steeple. Port. Tip like a bell. Starboard. Toss around. Toss, toss around. Anchor, fold, port, starboard. Anchor, fold, port, starboard. Anchor, fold, port, starboard. Anchor, Anchor, fold, port, starboard. Anchor, fold, port, starboard. Oh, you got it. Anchor, port, starboard. Now, that's a hook. Starboard. Keep on now. Anchor, fold, Don't you fall. Anchor, port, We're going to a good time Anchor, Port, starboard. What faith Believes. All aboard. All aboard. Noah said all aboard. The crickets tune their bones. The hippos stomp, check, check. The monkeys slip trombones down the giraffes' necks. Above the loading zone, pianos crash the giant. Everybody's doing the ark. Ringing the champagne splash, cats take a bow. They clasp their hands and clash, rounding out the Squares. Oh, what a timeless bash. Oh, heaven, here at last. Everybody's doing the ark. Sail, Sail. Oh, the animals promenade by the station. Through the channels on the waves. Through the channels on the waves. Through the channels. All aboard.