"Protestors Gather"

Fun was had at the local shopping mall until Tragedy struck one year ago. Now, protesters gather, calling for limits to the Lobbying efforts of the National Rifle Association. They represent a new movement to repeal the Second Amendment. The NRA has got to go. We spoke with Silas Cooper, a protester here on The street. Dismantle capitalism. Burn it down. What brings you out here today, sir? I'm here filming for my YouTube channel, Silas Nation, where I have over 100,000 fellow Truth-seekers following my journey. What are the goals of this protest? The NRA lobbyists twist our laws and manipulate our Politicians. Bernie was right the whole time. The Earth is flat. Universal basic income. Apples are too big now. Did you say apples? They're huge. Okay, uh, what about the Second Amendment? Get rid of it. Constitution too. Every other country rewrites theirs every 20 years. The hell are we doing? We gotta slim, slam, Flimmy, flam that thing. Right. Well, if there's nothing you want to add... These are the failures of American democracy post Citizens United. Lobbyists are lizards. We need ranked choice voting. Apples are too big now. Well, that was a fascinating blend of reasonable Policy and other stuff. If only we could see what lobbying looks like Behind closed doors.