Do The Lobby

Do the lobby! Congressman, this is my boss. Lisa Bushmaster, president of the National Rifle Association. Congressman Thurman, you look sweatier In person. I need your help in this upcoming Election. My opponent is a monster. Bribery, embezzlement, sexual affairs, He's got proof I did all those things. You're in good hands with Ron. He's the NRA's top lobbyist. Politics is more than just polls and numbers, Congressman. It's a dance. We can pay for ads and rumors till no One knows what's true. I heard your opponent is a pervert. I think I heard that, too. He is? Oh, right, you can just lie. Slide into my inner circle. Shuffle to the beat. You won't get kicked out of the party if You move your feet. Everybody do the lobby. Clap your hands. Make it rain. When they're upset, point to the left. Shrug your shoulders, pass the blame. Big guns and surveillance. Twerkin' their own bodies. They rule the world with a top 12. Now they're doing the lobby. And now, Congressman, we could use your help. The damn Democrats are forming a committee to try And repeal the Second Amendment. You want me to bribe 'em, maybe a sexual Affair? Whoa, uh, here's our plan. You'll surprise the press by joining the committee. Pretend to reach across the aisle, But once you're inside, you'll stall the bill Forever. You wanna keep your seat, don't you? The NRA can help you get elected or your Opponent. No way, I love this job. We get healthcare and amazing social services. Being a Republican is great. Everybody do the lobby. Now you're in your element. Big campaigns, financial gains, Private planes. Embezzlement. Step to the right, step to the right, Step to the right, then step to the right. Sashay to the right, pas de bourrée to the Right. Now you're doing the lobby. Lobby. Lobby. Lobby. Now you're doing the, doing the, doing the lobby. Lobby. Lobby. Lobby. Now you're doing the lobby. Silas Cooper, I heard your soundbite on the news. Well, it's true. You NRA lobbyists twist our laws And manipulate-Yeah, yeah, yeah, save it for the Screen. We may not agree, but I think you And I can work together. I can tell you're a free thinker. We just want you to free think for us. I don't wanna work with you. But aren't you tired of your social media protests? They never get anything done. You need to take things into your own hands, And we will give you the platform. Let's get you on television, late night talk show, Morning news. You could be a free speech icon who says The things we tell you to. You could lead a revolution that stays inside the Lines. Flip the switch, and you'll be rich. All you gotta do is lie. You could be the next Tucker Carlson or Joe Rogan or some woman, probably. I know what you government men do. You spend millions to brainwash people. You put fluoride in the water. I do yoga every day, bro. Your mind rays aren't gonna work on me. Whoa, that's a lot of conspiracies, even for network Television. You want a podcast? I'll never work for you. Next time I see you, you're dead. How'd it go, Ron? Did you convince him to Come to our side? No luck, boss. You can't convince crazy. I'm sure he's nothing to worry about. With Congressman Thurman on the committee, all this Talk of repealing the Second Amendment will fade Away. I guess we did it. You did it, Ron. Once again, we won. All it takes is a couple meetings to put Us back on top. There's no progressive platform that you and I can't Stop. They say that we're immoral for doing what We do, but with that chance, they would do That dance. They'd be lobbyists, Too. love it. Everybody do the lobby. Clap your hands. Make it rain. When they're upset, point to the left. Shrug your shoulders, pass the blame. You wanna work in politics, you gotta shake your Body. To rule the world with a top and Do the lobby.