The Bad Guy

Ron Barkley. Um, excuse me, my office is closed. I'm here to do what you said, take things Into my own hands. Hey, wait. You're that protester guy. Did you finally come around? I posted all the infographics on my Insta feed. I showed up at the protests. I fought the corporate greed. But voting never works for us to get the Things we need, so someone has to be the Bad guy. You're here to lecture me? Republicans are fascists, every single one. And the old and corporate Democrats can't get Anything done. It was honestly too easy to buy myself this Gun. But I guess it helps me be the Bad guy. Whoa. Hey, hey, put the gun down. We should fire the policemen and legalize all drugs. Replace every prison with a man who gives out Hugs. And there's 5G in the chicken, So I'm only eating bugs. So from the bugs' perspective, I'm a bad guy. I guess someone has to be the bad Guy. Prepare to die. Wait, wait.