N-R-AMEN!

And now the president of the NRA, Lisa Bushmaster. God bless the USA. God bless this congregation. The National Rifle Association. I had my doubts before. Satan had me, I was done. But God set me aside, and that side was A gun. Yes today, God joined the NRA. Woo! We should have always known this was in His plan. NRA men! NRA men! Yes, His group doesn't owe thanks to survey demand. NRA men! See the Lord runs the universe, But He took the time to make sure that His politics agreed with mine. Now we know all of our opinions up in Heaven stand. NRA men. And why stop with guns? Finally, this country will agree on everything. We know God loves everyone, but us way more. USA men. USA men. That's why God helps us win every single war. Except Vietnam, and the war on Christmas. We know God hates laziness and God hates crime. No wonder God hated liberals this whole time. 'Cause God loves hate and greed revenge. NRA men. Why hate billionaires? They've earned every loophole. Tax evasion, in the Cayman. Free tampons in classrooms? Girls might start using them. No obligation to menstruation. The government paying for healthcare? Just start a GoFundMe. Amputation by donation. I'm tired of this cancel culture. It was just a little rape. All these baseless allegations. We're not banning all books, just the gay ones. Confiscation of education. If we disagree with a bill, we block up The works and don't let it pass. Legislation constipation. We're a country of immigrants, but you know, White ones. Deportations, except Caucasians. Quickly, we need someone to give their opinion Abortion. Golden Raymond, they should wave. And yes, companies are people, Sexy people. Corporation masturbation. God chose you to make this country safer, So drink another glass with me tonight the waiver. God loves repetition, so repeat again. NRA. NRA. NRA. NRA. Yes, use this power to turn all of DC Into conservatives. Stop this bill. Turn the lamb into the lion. Turn the weak into the strong. Take Medicare from small children. For it was not Jesus who said the meek Would work a little harder. NRA, NRA, NRA, Can I get an amen? Amen. NRA,