"I’d Rather Be At Brunch"

So Bushmaster, that's why I have to quit the NRA. Don't try to talk me out of it. I support different organizations now, Like the ACLU or SNL. I'd stick around to help with the transition, but Frankly, I'd rather be at brunch. W-wait, wait, wait. Ron, your gun. If you give it to me, I can still Fix this. You're right. I almost forgot. No, you idiot. You broke it. Of course I broke it. Can you imagine what would happen if this got Into the wrong hands? Ha, I thought you were The NRA's savior. I thought you were gonna put guns in the Hands of every red-blooded American kindergarten Teacher. Now I see you're a socialist pig, Like Karl Marx or that pig in Animal Farm. Get out. Goodbye, Bushmaster. I hope we can still be friends. Brunch sometime? No. Soon the government will come and take all my Guns, like they did in Australia, And look what happened there. I mean, don't look too closely. People think it's crazy to love guns as much As I do, but how can it be crazy To love?