God Only Knows

Why do I do bad things to good people? I don't know. Why? Why is there famine, War, poverty, and pain? E-exactly. Is fate real, or is this the Life you chose? Right. God only knows. God only knows. Wait, you don't get to say that. It's not a mystery to you, you're God. So tell me. Why do people steal your spot To merge in traffic? Uh, what? How do magnets work, and what are worms? Well, we know what worms are, Why are there So many tacky Broadway shows? Okay, don't say-God only knows. Oh, okay. God only knows. Why did you send me that gun? It's because I'm a good guy, right? Are there good guys and bad guys? I thought so, but when I was changed, Things I thought were bad became good. How did that make you feel? Well, the liberal guilt trip felt terrible. Supporting Jenna felt pretty good. You know, when I was a kid, my dad, He... Wait a minute, are you doing therapy on Me? Couldn't hurt, Ron. I go to therapy. You do? Who's your therapist? Esther Perel. Huh. God, why did you let such a terrible thing Happen to Mary? Now, that's a good question. I feel like you're not gonna answer either. Is there meaning to the suffering of eons? Is there good and evil, who decides? You. You decide. Why do I put thorns on every rose? God only knows. So tell me. God only knows. Go ahead, tell me. God only knows. Oh, my God. God only knows. Knows. I Like the backup singers. God only knows. God only knows, God only knows, Yeah. God only knows, I tell you that. Are you leaving? God God only knows. Is this an outro? Where are you going? God only knows, Oh. Are you fading away? God only knows. This wasn't helpful at all.